Monday, 26 May 2014

Akshuni

An Akshauhini (Sanskritअक्षौहिणी), was an ancient battle formation that consisted of 21,870 chariots (Sanskrit ratha); 21,870 elephants; 65,610 cavalry and 109,350 infantry,as per the Mahabharata (Adi Parva 2.15-23). The ratio is 1 chariot : 1 elephant : 3 cavalry : 5 infantry soldiers. In each of these large number groups (65,610, etc.), the digits add up to 18.

It is said that the size of Pandavas‘ army in the Kurukshetra war was 7 akshauhinis, and those of Kauravas 11 akshauhinis.

The count is arrived as follows:

One elephant (Gaja), one chariot (Ratha), three horses (Ashwa) and five foot soldiers (Padhata) form a Patti;

Three Pattis form a Sena-Mukha;

Three Sena-Mukhas make a Gulma;

Three Gulmas a Gana;

Three Ganas a Vahini;

Three Vahinis a Pruthana;

Three Pruthanas a Chamu;

Three Chamus a Anikini;

Ten Anikinis form an Akshauhini. Thus an Akshauhini, by calculation, contains 21,870 elephants, 21,870 chariots, 65,610 Horses, and 109,350 foot soldiers.

Kuru Army of 11 Akshauhinis is formed by the kingdom of Hastinapura in alliance with races like the Samshaptakas, Trigartas, the Narayana army, the Sindhu army and Shalya of Madra.   

Commanders in Chief: Bhishma (10 days), Drona (5 days), Karna (2 days), Shalya (1 day), Ashwatthama (after Duryodhana loses the mace match with Bhima) 

  • Atirathi: Somadatta, Bhurishravas, Bhagadatta, Jayadratha, Kritavarma, Shakuni, 99 brothers of Duryodhana   
  • Maharathi: Ashwathama, Shrutyudha, Shalya, Duryodhana, Kripacharya   
  • Atimaharathi: Bhishma, Drona, Karna

Kaurava Army and Duryodhana's side:   

  • Bhagdatta the veteran - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Salya, king of Madra - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Bhoorisravas - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Kritavarma (Krishna's Narayani sena of Yadavas) - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Jayadratha (Saindhava) - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Sudakshina, king of Kambhoja - 1 Akshauhini (has Yavanas & Sakas in his troops)   
  • Vinda and Anuvinda (from Avanti) - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Nila of Mahishmati - 1 Akshauhini (from south)   
  • Five Kekaya brothers - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Kuru's own army and others - 3 Akshauhinis all put together

Pandava Army: is a coalition of 7 Akshauhinis, primarily the Panchala and Matsya forces, the Rakshasa forces of Bhima's son, and Vrishni-Yadava heroes.   

Commanders in Chief: Dhristadyumna   

  • Atirathi: Ghatotkacha, Yuyutsu, Dhrupada, Virata, Uttara, Satyaki
  • Maharathi: Bhima, Nakula, Sahadeva, Yudhishthira, Dhristadyumna, Abhimanyu   
  • Atimaharathi: Arjuna   
  • Mahamaharathi: Krishna (didn't take part in Kurukshetra War)

Pandava Army and their Allies:   

  • Satyaki of the Vrishni clan - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Yuyudhana - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Dhrishtaketu, king of Chedis - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Jayatsena, son of Jarasandha - 1 Akshauhini (from Magadha) -- (Jarasandha, was slain by Bhima earlier, on Krishna's advice to neutralize Duryodhana's most powerful ally (father-in-law of Sisupal) and his son made ruler of Magadh for this assistance in the Kurukshetra War)
  • Drupada with his sons - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Virata the king of Matsya - 1 Akshauhini   
  • Pandya, Chola and other allies - 1 Akshauhini

Levels of Warrior Excellence:   

Mahamaharathi: A chariot warrior capable of fighting 24 Atimaharathi warriors simultaneously. No warrior has attained this status, not least because there have never been 24 Atimaharathi warriors at the same time, but, warriors who can be called Mahamaharathis are the various incarnations of Vishnu like Krishna and Rama, Balarama, Shiva, Hanuman, Parvati and Brahma.

Atimaharathi: A chariot warrior capable of fighting 12 Maharathi warriors simultaneously. Vali, Ravana, Parashurama, Jambavan, Bhisma, Karna, Arjuna, Dronacharya and Indrajit are Atimaharathis.   

Maharathi: A chariot warrior capable of fighting 60,000 warriors simultaneously; circumspect in his mastery of all forms of weapons and combat skills. Yudhishthira, Bheema, Nakula, Sahadeva, Dhristadyumna, Drupada, Virata, Shalya, Duryodhana, Kripacharya, Ashwathama, Satyaki, Abhimanyu and Kamsa were Maharathis.   

Atirathi: A chariot warrior capable of contending with 10,000 warriors simultaneously. Yuyutsu, , Uttara, Shikandhi, Dushashana, Vikarna, Jayadratha and Shakuni were Atirathis.

The 4 types of units that make up an Akshauhini can also be seen in Chaturanga, the predecessor of chess.

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Monday, 19 May 2014

23 Stupid Things That Indian Ads Teach Us

Life is all about signs. Some see them & some don't. This well-researched, compiled & analyzed study shows us just how lesson-worthy our adverts are. And how sometimes, we are totally missing the point. 



1. You can't eat chocolate unless you use all your 10 fingers & your entire face.

2. Girls want to achieve a hell of a lot of things, especially while they're on their periods.




3Gone are the days when moms hated washing your dirty clothes. Now moms just laaaaav it!


4. Mother daughter bonding is at its strongest while they both flaunt their hair or discuss effective shampoos.



5. Who said swapping phones can lead to confusion, loss of energy, time & can be really pissing off? In fact, it strengthens bonds & cements mutual understanding between people. Now who would have thought that!



6. Every car is No.1, every goddamn car. So people, go buy all them cars.


7. Experts love their lab coats. They wear it all the ****ing time. Because your trust is directly proportional to their lab coats.



8. One does not simply be happy with white teeth when you can have extra-white teeth.



9. You will impress the CEOs of this world if you apply skin whitening cream. CV? What is a CV? Qualification, go away!



10. Now why would a girl love a man with intelligence, wits & charm? Why? She would only respond to his deo. That's just human nature, you know!


11. Having pan masala can make you buy cars, buildings, palaces & even countries.




12. Relief people! Our celebs are as normal as us! Kareena has serious dandruff issues, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problems and Priyanka has oily skin. Joy to the world!



13. Your toothpaste has nothing except salt in it. You are brushing your teeth with nothing but salt. Salt is all you got.



14. Thums Up is always out of stock & you have to pull off weird stunts to get your hands on it. Because who wants to just walk up to the nearby store & ask for it?



15. If your daughter is not ready to get married, take her to a jewellery store & that's all she'll want to do.



16. Always remember to close your door while brushing your teeth. Because curious TV reporters & their camera crews love storming into people's bathrooms at any given time.


17. Always keep your toilets squeaky clean unless you want a surprise toilet-check from your friendly neighbourhood reporter & his crew. Also avoid looking like a Grizzly bear at all times.



18. Salman Khan can go all the way to the Swiss Alps wearing just a warmer and chappals. Dabang x 2400000000


19. You & your neighbour could have lots of things to fight about. But the greatest battle will be to out-do each other's super-whitest-white detergent.



20. If a stranger on a bench offers you chocolate, please don't question him. Take it & eat it. Maybe it's spiked but you never know.



21. The length of a car is measured by the number of 'A's in its name. Not baaaaaaaaaaaad.



22. SUVs are only meant to be driven on bad roads, high mountains and through deep water. And you better drive it like you're about to kill the big machine. Refrain from normal roads because then the car will run normally, nothing like you planned.



23. And lastly, parents can't enter their kids' electric bubbles unless they O-D on ice tea & remix.