Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo ( HR Executive )
Dear Romeo Romeo Romeo,
Thank you for your letter. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your offer. I am sorry to say that my love has ethics n values to which u dont meet the standards.This year I has been particularly unfortunate in receiving an unusually large number of loser behaviours from you. As for me i need my romeo kinda guy not romeo to whole world n to anyone kind. Dont want to b one of many juliets n mumtajs u have to play around n followup one after another.
Despite your outstanding hacks and previous experience in games with emotions, I find that your romeo-ness is not my type. As i look for more mature, wise, smart, efficient guy, who can impress me but sadly your chillar fakeness does work well. I see u better in street romeo or casanova kinda role, even busstop beat guy or eve line-maro kind too but to b with me u need to raise ur standards.
You dont meet the qualifications at this time. Therefore, I suggest u get more dignity, respect, pride, ethics, morals n understanding in you before u contact me again. We'll see what needs to b done then, I look forward to seeing you then.
Yours sincerely,
Juliet(Admin)
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo ( HR Executive )
Dear Romeo Romeo Romeo,
Thank you for your letter. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your offer. I am sorry to say that my love has ethics n values to which u dont meet the standards.This year I has been particularly unfortunate in receiving an unusually large number of loser behaviours from you. As for me i need my romeo kinda guy not romeo to whole world n to anyone kind. Dont want to b one of many juliets n mumtajs u have to play around n followup one after another.
Despite your outstanding hacks and previous experience in games with emotions, I find that your romeo-ness is not my type. As i look for more mature, wise, smart, efficient guy, who can impress me but sadly your chillar fakeness does work well. I see u better in street romeo or casanova kinda role, even busstop beat guy or eve line-maro kind too but to b with me u need to raise ur standards.
You dont meet the qualifications at this time. Therefore, I suggest u get more dignity, respect, pride, ethics, morals n understanding in you before u contact me again. We'll see what needs to b done then, I look forward to seeing you then.
Yours sincerely,
Juliet(Admin)
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